Dr. PhilGood "PhD"

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

image

linxspiration:

The first man ever to buy the iPhone 6 immediately drops it on live camera. You couldn’t make this shit up.

filthy-bunny:

omfg this

filthy-bunny:

omfg this

kaybee1980:

Lol

Haha

kaybee1980:

Lol

Haha

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

jedimasterjet:

"That’s what life is. It’s a series of rooms. And who we get stuck in those rooms with adds up to what our lives are."

theomeganerd:

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag & Mass Effect

by Alex Charleux

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

People think they want you until you give yourself to them, people want the thought they’ve had of you because when they get you they lose all idea how to be gentle with you.
(As they did to get you)
People think they want all of you, but in actuality they only want pieces, selectively picking parts of you that benefits them. Pieces, that only support THEIR idea of who you are, pieces that only reflect who they want you to be… But if people would learn to enjoy the differences of you then maybe separation wouldn’t exist… Because people really think because you love them you are suppose to deal with their nonsense, like you don’t have feelings. I’ll be forever late for that.
"People" (andreasiera)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst